efftrinket:

princeowl:

listening to mumford and sons always makes me wish I was a horse

warmbug:

trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg

thatssoproblematic:

pymparticles:

Scientists have discovered the animal kingdom first female penis.

They have also discovered a new way to make me say “Well, goddamn”.

Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”

Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”

"Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male."

YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.

catwithabat:

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

idk if my school did it this year but i remember i think my first year there, they brought in an old beater of a car for finals week and you could smash it with a baseball bat as stress relief

puppies and coloring books sounds better though

last term, during the week before finals, there was a little booth on the main lawn of my school where two ladies set up with a couple of dogs that you could pet as a destressor!! it was amazing

zzazu:

i-come-by-it-honestly:

John Scalzi gets it.

right on the fucking nail


metallikato
:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

raddlest:

those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like u r annoying them

laniibae:

there are so many people in this world that think im straight. thats so cute. so cute in an oh you still believe in santa kind of way

arminingarlert:

esabelleryngin:

Teruking528 :

… Seriously?

can evolutionists explain THIS

the-art-student-in-221c:

colorfulrussianfireworks:

tin-pan-ali:

yungnaota:

bruh

Please watch this video it’s so important.

im laughing so hard im gonna pass out

T HIS IS REALLY IMPOR TANT HOLY S HIT